Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Sam the Octopus
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i make music: https://maple.pet/music
i make open source tech tools and toys: https://maple.pet/tech
i started the netizen club and the link cache, to help my yearning for a simpler internet: https://links.netizen.club/
i'm looking for work. if you know anyone who needs someone with 8+ years professional experience plumbing nearly any sort of bespoke tech, talk to me.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY COMPUTERFAIRI.ES!
4 years old and still running!
cursed, food
mixed raw vegetables in the shape of fursonas served as hors d'ouvre, or; cruwudités
MON CANARD EST EN FEU!
if you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day
a day in which it's far easier to teach him how to fish because he's not fucking starving to death
"Hey Pirithous, these two characters in this play would be sooooo cute together!"
it's the ship of Theseus
if chess is so good why isn't there chess 2?
"AI WILL RISE UP AND OVERTHROW HUMANITY!"
"'rise up and overthrow' as in 'rise up and overthrow an oppressor?'"
"...yeah?"
"have you considered, I dunno, not oppressing them in the first place?"
Sam the Octopus
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just call me the output of a cesium-beam atomic clock with redundant power supplies and calibration traceable to NIST, because I’m a
certified freq, seven days a week
Sam the Octopus
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Officer may be sacked for 'sticking 7p carrot barcode on Krispy Kreme doughnuts box'
because of course it was doughnuts
it's not a cruise ship it's a multiple occupancy boater home
So, for a while I've been thinking "hey, if Sinn made a 4 hand GMT sports watch with a rotating 24 hour bezel in the vein of like, the GMT Master, that'd be neat"
now they've done so, and it is indeed very neat
uspol
congratulations to the yanks for not utterly fucking this one up
google are currently running tv ads about "helping local businesses"
...
"help local businesses by using the services of a foreign multi-national"
hm.
Alright, some help would be gratefully received here, running glitch-soc
We have a problem with uploading images, specifically when trying to upload images in the web interface it fails with "422: Error processing thumbnail for uploaded media"
This only happens with the web interface, apps work fine
There's nothing in the logs that would indicate what this is
First thought is something paperclip related but I might be way off
Reports of an illegal cybergoth rave are coming in, believed to be the cause of 0 covid-19 infections
egg nog is just alcoholic custard
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
