Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Screw these people in particular

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/bird-spikes-droppings-expensive-sports-cars-environmentalists-angered-rspb-clifton-down-bristol-a8117786.html

Let the nice birds have somewhere to sit goddamnit

So uh... apparently this exists

http://www.chumbuddy.com/chumbuddy/

It's a shark sleeping bag

Remember Alf? He's back

In prog form!

*excessively long guitar solo*

I have just come across the perfect watch for a @squirrel

https://g-shock.co.uk/product?v=DW-5600TB-6ER

Romance languages: We have invented a flying machine! We must come up with a name drawing on latin and greek! We shall call it... an aeroplane!

Germanic languages: Flying stuff? Sorted.

The AlphaShark straps from BluShark are reputed to be excellent, but fuck off am I spending over thirty bucks on a strip of nylon

If anyone happens to be in the market for watch straps and is in the UK, the Zuludiver NATO straps from watchgecko.co.uk are pretty damn good

They're well made and not too expensive

This is not a sponsored post, but if they'd like to send me a care package I wouldn't say no

There is of course the ever popular V91.07

Burn due to water-skis on fire

@blackle @blackle@dev.glitch.social, rather

ICD-10 codes are fun

They're the codes the WHO uses to categorise all medical diagnoses

There's a lot of options so it covers just about any eventuality

Like W56.42XA for if @blackle punches someone (Struck by shark, initial encounter)

Y'know that £3.1 billion aircraft carrier the UK bought despite having no planes to put on it?

It's sprung a leak

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-42406138

Present status: All of them are wrapped

'cause I prep shit ahead of time like that

DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S DAD!

I want a 40k Ork clan that paints all their gear with big 60's daisies and flowers and stuff, bunches of flowers coming out of their headbands

The humans paint their stuff green like plants and it blends in so they can't be seen as easily, obviously any plants would work for camouflage

Perfect for sneaky orkz

Why do all the conspiracy nuts talk about "the world being secretly run by lizard people" as a potential bad thing?

All the lizard people I've met 'round these parts have been lovely

Now, this is either someone taking the piss, or nobody bothered to sanity check the names and addresses given to the bots

From a comment the FCC received about net neutrality: "The unprecedented regulatory power the Obama Administration imposed on the internet is smothering innovation, damaging the American economy and obstructing job creation."

The comment is allegedly from a Mr. B. Obama

https://www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filing/1051157755251

Yeah. That one.