Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel Or it goes to a BBS hosted on a Commodore PET or something

pet.maple.pet should go to a page with a big "PET" button

When pressed it should activate a big robotic hand that gently pets the @squirrel

It's 2 months, 24 days until Easter

But it's after Christmas, so of course all the supermarkets are filled with hot cross buns

For clarity those are the spiced, sweet, bread type of buns what are eaten around Easter and not hordes of warm, slightly annoyed @squirrel s

Bloody hell H&M

I'm sure this wasn't intentional but you should have bloody noticed

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/42603960/hm-apologises-over-racist-image-of-black-boy-in-hoodie

What?
lurghi is evolving!

Congratulations! Your lurghi evolved into actually a bit ill!

bleh

I could have gone for the world record for shortest ceremony

"Oi, you, you, yer 'itched, 'ave fun"

But nooooooo, apparently Discordianism isn't a "proper" religion

The British government are such killjoys

Not letting me go around officiating weddings

I'm an official POPE goddamnit, I should be allowed to officiate weddings

England: You name it, we'll chuck it in a jar of vinegar and eat it a couple of months later

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troubleMoney/Sam the Octopus

Please be on the lookout for further signs of the apocalypse

The pharmacy actually had my meds ready when I went in to collect them today

This never happens, and is obviously a sign of the end times

tired: mitochondria
wired: WILLochondria

Why standard watches are better than smartwatches:

They're not affected by Meltdown/Spectre

I've just remembered why I don't change straps on my watch that often, spring bars are really annoying

Here's an idea. Maybe don't run everything in a browser

Maybe use browsers for browsing the web and use native applications for email, chat, word processing, spreadsheets, etc.

Maybe things would be a lot better when everything doesn't have to be crammed into a web UI

Novel idea, I know, but it might just work

Oh for fuck's sake

New ThinkPad, the X280

No Ethernet port, no PowerBridge, no replaceable battery, no 2.5" HDD bay, no full size SD card reader, and soldered RAM

CAN'T ONE THING, JUST ONE FUCKING THING, REMAIN GOOD THIS DECADE?