Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

"Hey Sam, have you got any batteries? I need one"
"Yeah, loads, which kind?"
"Round ones"
"Doesn't narrow it down"
"Y'know, round ones"
"WHAT KIND OF BATTERIES DO YOU WANT?"

Turns out it was MN21s which I don't keep a stock of

Are you bored of your old BAN HAMMER?

Want something more flexible but with the same great heft?

Try the new BLOCK CHAIN

:( it went back up

Bitcoin is now below $10,000!

DROP DROP DROP

The Germans make better wristwatches than the Swiss

It's commonly stated that people only use 10% of their brains at any time

Some rare individuals occasionally use 100% of their brain at once

This is called a seizure, and is generally considered a bad thing

Damnit bitcoin, keep dropping, I want to see you burn

Mastodon 2018: Say something stupid and we will meme the shit out of it

You walk into a pub, the sketchy bloke in the corner pipes up "ere mate, you need any pronouns?"

DON'T FALL FOR IT, THOSE ARE COUNTERFEIT PRONOUNS!

A person comes up to you in a dark alley and opens their trenchcoat to reveal their wares

"Hey buddy, you want any COUNTERFEIT PRONOUNS?"

Let's talk about the Triple Split for a second, other brands make a rattrapante chronograph, that's split seconds

Back in 2004 ALS released the Double Split, the world's first double rattrapante, that's split seconds and minutes

No other brand has ever made a double rattrapante, ALS could have just sat on their hands and still had the world's most complicated chronograph but they one upped themselves with the triple

The Saxonia now comes in a new case size and a rather fetching dial they call Copper Blue, very sparkly https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/a-lange-and-sohne-saxonia-copper-blue-introducing

Now to the properly new stuff

The Saxonia Outsize Date adds a big date complication to the Saxonia line which hasn't been available for a while https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/a-lange-and-sohne-saxonia-outsize-date-introducing

And the most interesting, the world's first triple ratrrapante chronograph, the Triple Split https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/a-lange-and-sohne-triple-split-introducing

Skipping over a few brands I don't really care about to get to my favourite watch brand that I'll never be able to afford, A. Lange & Söhne

A few new versions of their current line first

The 1815 Chronograph is now available in rose gold https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/a-lange-and-sohne-1815-chronograph-rose-gold-introducing

The Saxonia Moon Phase can now be found with black dials https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/a-lange-sohne-saxonia-moon-phase-new-black-dials-introducing

And the Little Lange 1 now has 3 beautiful guilloché dials available https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/a-lange-and-sohne-little-lange-1-guilloche-dials-introducing