Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Bulgari have a new version of the Serpenti Tubogas in three colour gold

It looks like a snek 🐍

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/bulgari-serpenti-tubogas-three-gold-introducing

The conversation also included "It's batteries for a <thing>"

"I don't know what a <thing> is, let alone what kind of batteries it's meant to take"

"Hey Sam, have you got any batteries? I need one"
"Yeah, loads, which kind?"
"Round ones"
"Doesn't narrow it down"
"Y'know, round ones"
"WHAT KIND OF BATTERIES DO YOU WANT?"

Turns out it was MN21s which I don't keep a stock of

Are you bored of your old BAN HAMMER?

Want something more flexible but with the same great heft?

Try the new BLOCK CHAIN

:( it went back up

Bitcoin is now below $10,000!

DROP DROP DROP

The Germans make better wristwatches than the Swiss

It's commonly stated that people only use 10% of their brains at any time

Some rare individuals occasionally use 100% of their brain at once

This is called a seizure, and is generally considered a bad thing

Damnit bitcoin, keep dropping, I want to see you burn

Mastodon 2018: Say something stupid and we will meme the shit out of it

You walk into a pub, the sketchy bloke in the corner pipes up "ere mate, you need any pronouns?"

DON'T FALL FOR IT, THOSE ARE COUNTERFEIT PRONOUNS!

A person comes up to you in a dark alley and opens their trenchcoat to reveal their wares

"Hey buddy, you want any COUNTERFEIT PRONOUNS?"

Let's talk about the Triple Split for a second, other brands make a rattrapante chronograph, that's split seconds

Back in 2004 ALS released the Double Split, the world's first double rattrapante, that's split seconds and minutes

No other brand has ever made a double rattrapante, ALS could have just sat on their hands and still had the world's most complicated chronograph but they one upped themselves with the triple