Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Considering the usual price of games on the Switch and the fact that it comes with game things for all the cardboard things, that Labo stuff isn't priced that far out of the way

did you know?

octopuses are very wiggly

Parry Gripp has answered the age old question "If @squirrel was a vegetable, which would she be?"

[CW: epilepsy warning]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCcCFi5hOOw

OMG Bitcoin is properly below 10,000 now

Bulgari have a new version of the Serpenti Tubogas in three colour gold

It looks like a snek 🐍

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/bulgari-serpenti-tubogas-three-gold-introducing

The conversation also included "It's batteries for a <thing>"

"I don't know what a <thing> is, let alone what kind of batteries it's meant to take"

"Hey Sam, have you got any batteries? I need one"
"Yeah, loads, which kind?"
"Round ones"
"Doesn't narrow it down"
"Y'know, round ones"
"WHAT KIND OF BATTERIES DO YOU WANT?"

Turns out it was MN21s which I don't keep a stock of

Are you bored of your old BAN HAMMER?

Want something more flexible but with the same great heft?

Try the new BLOCK CHAIN

:( it went back up

Bitcoin is now below $10,000!

DROP DROP DROP

The Germans make better wristwatches than the Swiss

It's commonly stated that people only use 10% of their brains at any time

Some rare individuals occasionally use 100% of their brain at once

This is called a seizure, and is generally considered a bad thing

Damnit bitcoin, keep dropping, I want to see you burn

Mastodon 2018: Say something stupid and we will meme the shit out of it