Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I'm usually a bit wary of episodic games because there's the danger of them not getting an ending

But considering @HTHR@cybre.space went and made an ending to someone else's episodic game because they were too busy playing with hats I'm pretty sure we don't have to worry about that for meatpunks

I've just realised that @squirrel has like, all the holidays

Jan 21st - Squirrel Appreciation Day
Feb 21st - Maplemas
Easter - Is a bunny
4th Saturday of September - International Rabbit Day

I've only written that little thing and I can already tell that the microbit is far nicer than those picaxe things I learnt on many moons ago

Just got a little microbit to play with

Usually I'd just do a "hello world" but considering what today is I went with something else

LB: "please go outside and eat a sun workstation" is one of the best things I've ever heard

@squirrel HAPPY BIRFDAY!

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face status: defuzzed

You'd think octopuses wouldn't have to defuzz not being mammals and all but unfortunately that's not the case

LB: same

ere mate, want some genders?

fell off the back of a lorry

David Davis has said that Britain will not be "plunged into a Mad Max-style world borrowed from dystopian fiction" after it leaves the EU

Which is a shame because as things are going that sounds like one of the better scenarios

At least people would still be able to get hold of petrol

Some KFCs will remain shut for the rest of the week apparently

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-43124259

This is what happens when you hire DHL to move stuff

as admin of computerfairi.es, @squirrel should have a crown

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There we go!