Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I'm (a 28-year old goddamn adult) finally learning how to ride a bike

I've got going in a straight line about okay, corners however will need some work

I very much appreciate today's google doodle

It's an octopus with ice skates!

I wanna see the inevitable picture of Black Panther playing with a massive ball of yarn

I should get a hovercraft

They look like fun

blub i'm an octopus

Can anyone explain why Jeff Bezos decided to build a clock that's designed to last 10,000 years?

If society collapses nobody's going to care what time it is and if it doesn't then nobody'll need to walk up a mountain to tell the time

Booking my next holiday to this place https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgDjX6xstCo

Fun fact, the garden Ringo Starr wrote the song about was actually mine

I'm watching a non-biological intelligence talk to a less-smart copy of herself

The future is strange

did you know?

I'M AN OCTOPUS!

I'm usually a bit wary of episodic games because there's the danger of them not getting an ending

But considering @HTHR@cybre.space went and made an ending to someone else's episodic game because they were too busy playing with hats I'm pretty sure we don't have to worry about that for meatpunks

I've just realised that @squirrel has like, all the holidays

Jan 21st - Squirrel Appreciation Day
Feb 21st - Maplemas
Easter - Is a bunny
4th Saturday of September - International Rabbit Day