Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Decided to try the vaping thing again

Cigarettes are really expensive and vape liquid is cheaper

Every once in a while I get reminded of this, so I'm going to remind the rest of you of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA

In Windows:

User: *goes to do something*
Windows: You sure you want to do that? Are you? Are you? Are you?
User: Yes goddamnit shut up

In Linux

User: *goes to do something*
Linux: alright
User: Shit, didn't mean to do that, that broke everything
Linux: Shouldn't have asked me to do that then you prick

SQL is pronounced "squirrel"

I have no idea what elasticsearch is or does and at this point I'm afraid to ask

The latest controversy in the UK

http://www.itv.com/news/westcountry/2018-03-10/national-trust-forced-to-apologise-after-mothers-day-cream-tea-advert-sparks-fury-in-cornwall/

The National Trust posted a promotion for a Mother's Day cream tea

They included a picture of said cream tea

The venue is in Cornwall. A Cornish cream tea has the jam below the cream

The picture they posted had the jam above the cream, which is a Devonshire cream tea

This has caused widespread outrage

If cybernetic enhancements with integrated weapons were a thing I'd probably try to make a living selling them on the black market just for the "arms dealer" pun

What I want to know about the Shkreli thing is if the "Wu-Tang heist with Bill Murray" clause is still in effect after the album's been seized by the US Govt.

It's Instance Admin Appreciation Day?!

*massively appreciates @squirrel for she is an instance admin and also otherwise cool as heck*

always remember to pet your local critters

Okay, that's a good five minutes of panic for you

It's only Mother's Day this Sunday in the UK, Ireland, and Nigeria

But now you all know the brief panic us Brits feel when the internet starts going on about Mother's Day in May

IMPORTANT REMINDER:

Mother's Day is this Sunday

Fun fact: Leonardo DiCaprio doesn't actually know how to wear a watch

It's meant to go on your wrist Leo!

blockchain, but implemented in minecraft redstone