Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
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maple classic™ 
join furry corner discord, the owner is a robot and the mods are a bird, a snake and an octopus https://discord.gg/cwn6byK
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reminder that i run a discord server here https://discord.gg/cwn6byK and we have a minecraft server too #furrycornermc and you should join if you wanna hang out with me and my friends more :3
With April 1st at an end (UTC anyway) I'd like to say that the japery here (at least what I've seen) has been lighthearted and fun and not at all like the hell I've been conditioned to expect from other social media
Well done everyone, this one's been good
Ooh, these are some pretty neat looking watch straps
John Cage - As Slow As Possible (Nightcore Mix)
This Easter, remember that the calculation for working out what day Easter is on every year is fucking ridiculous
What's big, green, and always cites their sources?
The Credible Hulk
An old bit of rope walks into a bar, bartender yells "We don't serve rope here!", rope goes outside, puts himself in a loop, messes up his hair and goes back into the bar, bartender yells "ain't you that rope that just walked in?"
"Nope, I'm a frayed knot"
April is Autism Awareness Month
This April, remember that autism is a thing, and that Autism Speaks can ram their puzzle piece bullshit right up their collective shitter
this easter bunday appreciate your local bun
Happy atheist-kids-get-chocolate day everyone!
Or "Easter" if you're the religious type
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hot kraft singles in your timeline!
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*happy wiggles, whirrs*
april fools day reveal
I'M AN OCTOPUS!
Y'ALL THOUGHT I WAS HUMAN! NOBODY SUSPECTED A THING!
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@troubleMoney Americans have the same misconceptions about Canadians. They think we are polite and fail to parse the nuances of "sorry"
CAN: Sorry
US: Sorry
CAN: Sorry
US: Excuse me, you bumped into me/spilled my coffee/cut in line
CAN: Sorry
US: I'm about to take the last cookie and I'm not sorry at all
CAN: Sorry
US: MOVE, BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY, GET OUT THE WAY BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY
Considering my previous toot about English-American translations went absolutely woolly, here's some more:
British: "I hear what you say"
American: "You're wrong, shut up"
British: "With the greatest respect..."
American: "You're a fucking idiot"
British: "That's a very brave proposal"
American: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING YOU LUNATIC"
British: "I would suggest..."
American: "You will do this or be sanctioned"
It's the end of the month, which means patreon plugging time!
Since I don't have one and @squirrel is far too modest I'm plugging hers
https://www.patreon.com/maple_syrup
Maple is lovely and does various awesome things including running computerfairi.es! Which is also a year old on the 12th!
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hug computer
if a group of mutual lovers were put in the same stuff as Han Solo was put in in Empire Strikes Back, would that make it polycarbonite?
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: drunk bun
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
