"Trump can take credit for the Korean peace talks the same way a man who interrupts an argument between two neighbors to bite the head off a chicken can take credit for ending their argument."

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 01, 2018, 01:30

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · May 01, 2018, 01:30

May 01, 2018, 01:30

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Okay, mass on-boarding of users into the fediverse as a whole could probably be improved...

**Sam the Octopus** · May 01, 2018, 01:25

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**Zoe Queenrose** @zoe@tootplanet.space · May 01, 2018, 01:25

May 01, 2018, 01:25

Zoe Queenrose @zoe@tootplanet.space

Whenever a whole gang would storm the bar, we'd just turn on the sprinkler system. Except the sprinkler system has pepper spray in it. All the regulars get complimentary gas masks.

**Sam the Octopus** · Apr 30, 2018, 19:00

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**mavica ebooks** @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es · Apr 30, 2018, 19:00

Apr 30, 2018, 19:00

mavica ebooks @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es

update i am a robot. a constructed being. there's wires inside me. beep.

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Apr 30, 2018, 17:55

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Apr 30, 2018, 17:55

Apr 30, 2018, 17:55

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

possible abbreviation for computerfair.ies:

comfie

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Apr 30, 2018, 17:13

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Apr 30, 2018, 17:13

Apr 30, 2018, 17:13

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Tom Scott is the best at filler material when he can't get a video out on schedule

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKAblynZYhI

2½ Hours of Unedited Garlic Bread Flight Footage

It's exactly what it says on the tin

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Apr 30, 2018, 15:35

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Apr 30, 2018, 15:35

Apr 30, 2018, 15:35

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

TIL: I apparently live in the "rough area" of <town>

TIL: <town> has somewhere people consider a "rough area"

They've evidently never seen an actual rough area in their lives

**Sam the Octopus** · Apr 30, 2018, 00:03

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** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Apr 30, 2018, 00:03

Apr 30, 2018, 00:03

 maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

please buy my new book,

art by the lovely @lucifer
https://computerfairi.es/media/wbf9Qb6C8cTHoFDvT0I

6c56a680ba7c9e2f.png

**Sam the Octopus** · Apr 29, 2018, 23:35

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**Ellie** @noelle@elekk.xyz · Apr 29, 2018, 23:35

Apr 29, 2018, 23:35

Ellie @noelle@elekk.xyz

Sugar...
Spice...
And everything nice...

These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl...

But Professor Mastonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction:

CHEMICAL ROBOT

Thus the Squirrelbunbot was born!

Using her ultra super powers, @squirrel has dedicated her life to defeating video games and the forces of pizza!

**Sam the Octopus** · Apr 29, 2018, 22:53

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** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Apr 29, 2018, 22:53

Apr 29, 2018, 22:53

 maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

patreon

ok sam really wants me to plug this but i REALLY don't need the extra money
https://www.patreon.com/maple_syrup

you know who could use it? my girlfriend who's a really good writer and programmer
https://www.patreon.com/noelleanthony

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Apr 29, 2018, 22:43

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Apr 29, 2018, 22:43

Apr 29, 2018, 22:43

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

computerfairi.es: it's the pure concept of soffness but in mastodon instance form

**Sam the Octopus** · Apr 27, 2018, 13:33

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** maple classic™** @squirrel@computerfairi.es · Apr 27, 2018, 13:33

Apr 27, 2018, 13:33

 maple classic™ @squirrel@computerfairi.es

have you ever used a computer in your entire life?

computerfairi.es is the mastodon instance for you

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Apr 29, 2018, 21:06

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Apr 29, 2018, 21:06

Apr 29, 2018, 21:06

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

ukpol

Amber Rudd has just resigned

I wonder which jackass will be appointed to the job next

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Apr 29, 2018, 18:59

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Apr 29, 2018, 18:59

Apr 29, 2018, 18:59

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I HAVE ASSEMBLED AN IKEA SHELVING UNIT

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME MORTALS

**Sam the Octopus** · Apr 29, 2018, 18:13

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**Ellie** @noelle@elekk.xyz · Apr 29, 2018, 18:13

Apr 29, 2018, 18:13

Ellie @noelle@elekk.xyz

Please be compassionate to the people who pop up on other instances in the next few weeks asking if anyone knows why witches.town is down.

**Sam the Octopus** · Apr 29, 2018, 18:01

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**bhtooefr** @bhtooefr@mastodon.social · Apr 29, 2018, 18:01

Apr 29, 2018, 18:01

bhtooefr @bhtooefr@mastodon.social

So, @troubleMoney had proposed a hot take rating system based on chili peppers, here: https://computerfairi.es/@troubleMoney/99413964266899912

I'm proposing (and have used) an extension to the system, for takes that need more than 🌶🌶🌶🌶, or less than 🌶.

❄: cool take
❄❄: bit of a cold take
❄❄❄: cold take
❄❄❄❄: really cold take

☢: small nuclear take (hotter than 🌶🌶🌶🌶)
☢☢: medium nuclear take (affects a state/small nation)
☢☢☢: strategic nuclear take (affects a continent)
☢☢☢☢: global thermonuclear take