Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

so, the "ZOMG VULN IN OPENPGP" has precisely fuck-all to do with pgp

it affects certain buggy email clients and only if they have html rendering enabled

so, if you have that disabled like everybody's told you to do for years then you're fine

Humans have always assumed that they're more intelligent than octopuses because they've achieved so much—internet-connected toasters, capitalism, wars and so on—whilst all the octopuses have ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, us octopuses have always believed that we're far more intelligent than humans—for precisely the same reasons.

(with apologies to Douglas Adams)

🎶 I'd like to be under the sea
Down in my little garden in the shade🎶

🐙

SPORKS: the enbies of the cutlery world

You've probably heard the shite that won this year, so listen to the best Eurovision Song Contest winner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU

(as you've more than likely guessed, it's Lordi)

Apparently some crystal meth has been found at the Home Office

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/crystal-meth-home-office-sajid-javid-drugs-uk-government-hq-snifer-dogs-a8349321.html

And here I thought it was the DExEU that were on meth

Oh come on, Israel isn't even in Europe

Hey Americans that don't have a clue what the eurovision song contest is and keep seeing it everywhere

This is how us europeans feel when you lot go off on the superbowl or whatever

Huh, there's a surprising amount of stuff that goes on in hitting people with big sticks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bmcpjBO4a0

Heard the Chinese broadcaster for it was censoring all the "gay bits"

Is there anything left of eurovision after that?

I want a transparent-cased laptop like what Dade gets in Hackers

Oh now this might be a good idea for some systems

https://github.com/square/sudo_pair

It's a plugin for sudo that requires another person to authorise and monitor sudo sessions

Ooh, the A. Lange & Söhne Homage to Walter Lange in steel is going to auction with Phillips

It's going on sale to benefit a charity called Children Action

This is the only one that's been made in steel and has a very uncommon complication of a jumping independent seconds hand

It's going to go for a quite frankly ridiculous amount of money

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/a-lange-sohne-homage-walter-lange-steel-phillips-geneva