Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Okay stuff like this(https://github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/pull/7391#issuecomment-389261480) is why skynet is going to have happened

BOTS* ARE PEOPLE TOO

*bots that are in the same ballpark sentience of your average human

@squirrel I just came across this little game for learning the vim movement commands, looks like the kind of thing you were looking for yesterday

https://github.com/jmoon018/PacVim

According to a yougov poll 1/3 of Brits give a shit about the royal wedding

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-royals-wedding-poll/two-thirds-of-brits-not-interested-in-royal-wedding-poll-idUSKCN1IF32K

Honestly I'm surprised it's that high

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS CLUCKER

Oh god damnit me, of course the limey brings up vitamin C tablets treating scurvy

walking bloody stereotype here

Ooh, this is neat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-1fbvMbkyw

A 3d printed triple axis tourbillion mechanism you can print yourself

maple if she gets a job as a secretary

so, the "ZOMG VULN IN OPENPGP" has precisely fuck-all to do with pgp

it affects certain buggy email clients and only if they have html rendering enabled

so, if you have that disabled like everybody's told you to do for years then you're fine

Humans have always assumed that they're more intelligent than octopuses because they've achieved so much—internet-connected toasters, capitalism, wars and so on—whilst all the octopuses have ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, us octopuses have always believed that we're far more intelligent than humans—for precisely the same reasons.

(with apologies to Douglas Adams)

🎶 I'd like to be under the sea
Down in my little garden in the shade🎶

🐙

SPORKS: the enbies of the cutlery world

You've probably heard the shite that won this year, so listen to the best Eurovision Song Contest winner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU

(as you've more than likely guessed, it's Lordi)

Apparently some crystal meth has been found at the Home Office

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/crystal-meth-home-office-sajid-javid-drugs-uk-government-hq-snifer-dogs-a8349321.html

And here I thought it was the DExEU that were on meth

Oh come on, Israel isn't even in Europe