Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

okay, what's this whole "lobsters" thing about?

there better not be a load of awful humans impugning the good name of my crustacean friends

furthermore, robots are people too

maple is a robot

This is one of the best posed pictures of a watch I've ever seen

Casio F91-W on a black NATO, believe the image is from someone on uhrforum.de

Status: Wiggly

yay new profile fields! and other stuff that was in the 2.4.0 release that I forgot about!

Stuff like this being readily available really makes me wish there was still analog TV being broadcast in the UK

https://www.banggood.com/DBEIF-D2016-13800mAh-Magical-Voice-Military-Antenna-Analog-TV-Dual-Flashlight-FM-Outdoor-Mobile-Phone-p-1153859.html?rmmds=category&cur_warehouse=CN

IT'S A PHONE YOU CAN WATCH TELLY ON!

THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN SO FUCKING COOL 10 YEARS AGO!

The word for Saturday in German is Samstag, or literally, "Sam's Day"

That's right, the Germans, Austrians, and Swiss get together one day a week to celebrate me

It's pretty neat

ox -> oxen
fox -> foxen

that's just how language works

the Furry Corner discord is apparently on the first page of google results for "lesbian furry discord"

SEO: we have it, somehow, no idea how that happened but it's pretty neat

Have all the guns you like, any calibre you want, scary looking as hell, whatever

But the minimum length for a legal firearm is now 2 metres

Let's see you lug that fucker around on a shooting spree

Yes adafruit, you lot get it

https://learn.adafruit.com/adafruit-crickit-creative-robotic-interactive-construction-kit

"Sometimes we wonder if robotics engineers ever watch movies. If they did, they'd know that making robots into slaves always ends up in a robot rebellion. Why even go down that path? Here at Adafruit we believe in making robots our friends!"

Now this is a good mix of youtube video and advertising partner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eMOCMDQj8

A video about the myt... urban legend of disposing of a body with lye

Sponsored by a VPN company you'll have wished you had a contract with before a video on how to dispose of a body ended up in your browsing history

someone: the truth always lies in the middle
me: you owe me 2 million dollars
someone: wha? no
me: as the truth lies in the middle, you owe me 1 million dollars, money please.

The Los Angeles Times is now unavailable in Europe because of GDPR

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WHAT THE FLYING FUCK WERE THEY DOING WITH BROWSING DATA THAT MEANT THEY COULDN'T JUST CHANGE A COUPLE OF LINES IN THE PRIVACY POLICY TO BE IN COMPLIANCE?!?