Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
tiles are really quite heavy and not fun to carry up stairs
HEY EVERYONE! LET'S GET #trendingHashtagsAreAPoorlyThoughtOutIdea TRENDING!
Sam the Octopus
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maple classic™ 
2000's internet was pretty damn good
HOT TAKE
software is bad
re: current decisions by gargamel and the discussions around that
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why do we make computers run programs? why not give them a bit of a break and let them walk them instead?
uspol
Wait, Cohen was using a STRIP SHREDDER to dispose of possibly incriminating documents?!
These fuckers can't even shred documents properly
Bloody hell
porcupines are cool
lil spiky friends
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Type "hell is" and let predictive text explain what your personal hell is like
Hell is other people
...DAMNIT SARTRE GET OUT OF MY PHONE
Fun fact: In some fields in the UK (such as horse racing and the sale of livestock) we still use the Guinea, a unit of account that went out of use in all other fields over 200 years ago
A Guinea is 21 shillings or, in modern currency, £1.05
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extremely squiggly
I don't actually have any idea what hashtags and trending things are for
When you've had to fuck around with desktop inkjets for years you really learn to appreciate a nice network-connected laser printer
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- Pronouns
- They/Them
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- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
