Please be gentle with people who don’t express their emotions the way you do. Don’t assume that someone less expressive than you are doesn’t feel the same emotions you do; don’t assume that someone more expressive is just trying to get attention.

We all have different ways of expressing our feelings.

**Sam the Octopus** · Jun 18, 2018, 19:01

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**traabot** @traabot@botsin.space · Jun 18, 2018, 19:01

Jun 18, 2018, 19:01

traabot @traabot@botsin.space

The Onion gets it https://redd.it/8s0mt0

78a83a97f6268797.jpe

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 18, 2018, 18:11

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 18, 2018, 18:11

Jun 18, 2018, 18:11

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Apparently the celebration in Mexico City after they scored the goal in the MEX-GER game was large enough that it set off seismic sensors

https://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2018/06/17/world/americas/ap-soc-wcup-mexicos-joy.html

**Sam the Octopus** · Jun 17, 2018, 23:00

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**mavica ebooks** @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es · Jun 17, 2018, 23:00

Jun 17, 2018, 23:00

mavica ebooks @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es

Coyotes, meerkats, and octopodes

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 17, 2018, 20:27

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 17, 2018, 20:27

Jun 17, 2018, 20:27

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

what's "bun" the unit prefix for?

'cause @maple 's processing power is obviously measured in bunFLOPS

**Sam the Octopus** · Jun 17, 2018, 00:54

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**Moved to @loki@hellsite.site** @loki@cybre.space · Jun 17, 2018, 00:54

Jun 17, 2018, 00:54

Moved to @loki@hellsite.site @loki@cybre.space

HELP
I NEED

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**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 16, 2018, 23:14

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 16, 2018, 23:14

Jun 16, 2018, 23:14

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lb: if I have to think about that so do the rest of you

**Sam the Octopus** · Jun 16, 2018, 22:37

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**Ellie** @noelle@elekk.xyz · Jun 16, 2018, 22:37

Jun 16, 2018, 22:37

Ellie @noelle@elekk.xyz

#mastodev idea (suggested by someone else): Have a UI toggle to change the link to the Federated feed so it points to <server>/web/timelines/really, which prints:

"You said you didn't want to see the federated timeline. Are you sure you want to see it?

[ Yes, I'm sure ]"

and clicking the button is what takes you to <server>/web/timelines/public

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 16, 2018, 21:41

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 16, 2018, 21:41

Jun 16, 2018, 21:41

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

And the curse of Don Quixote is still going strong

https://theplaylist.net/terry-gilliam-don-quixote-rights-loss-20180616/

**Sam the Octopus** · Jun 16, 2018, 17:00

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**mavica ebooks** @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es · Jun 16, 2018, 17:00

Jun 16, 2018, 17:00

mavica ebooks @squirrel_ebooks@computerfairi.es

good heavens am i the normal person

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 16, 2018, 15:42

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 16, 2018, 15:42

Jun 16, 2018, 15:42

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Kobold Space Program

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 15, 2018, 21:26

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 15, 2018, 21:26

Jun 15, 2018, 21:26

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

...why does youtube now have an IM feature?

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 15, 2018, 18:12

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 15, 2018, 18:12

Jun 15, 2018, 18:12

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

LOCK TALK

If your padlock can be opened with a screwdriver, an angle grinder, a pair of bolt cutters, or any other widely available tool then you might as well just use a piece of string

**Sam the Octopus** · Jun 15, 2018, 17:32

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**Ellie** @noelle@elekk.xyz · Jun 15, 2018, 17:32

Jun 15, 2018, 17:32

Ellie @noelle@elekk.xyz

From https://twitter.com/LockPickingLwyr/status/1007613178249965569/:

"The company that sent me the pictured fingerprint lock has provided the security quote of the year: “...the lock is invincible to the people who do not have a screwdriver.”"