Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Trump reportedly said, at the G7 meeting, that "Crimea is Russian because they speak Russian"

https://www.buzzfeed.com/albertonardelli/trump-russia-crimea?utm_term=.tq441xrjE#.qsllXK7VY

Uh... Welcome back to the British Empire I guess?

Huh, Leica (of camera fame) are getting into the watch game

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/leica-watch-l1-l2-introducing

And getting into it in a big way as well, the movement is made by Lehmann Präzision

Actual footage of @squirrel helping to make pasta sauce by peeling the garlic

I'm so non-binary I write code on a Setun

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Setun

@squirrel chan's fuck-up hour: come for the video games, stay to watch her hope slowly fade away while playing an indescribably bad Dilbert game

Okay, when writing the alt text for that image I realised why I got the strange looks when I mentioned it

I have been informed that Brown Sauce is an entirely British Isles thing

What the hell do the rest of you put in your bacon sarnies?

*notices city-wide power brownouts*

...someone's playing with the robot I see...

My mum has apparently been looking for replacement hob scraper blades for quite some time, making do with just scrubbing the hell out it

Been looking in all the shops, no luck

She tells me about it and I of course have no idea where you'd find "hob scraper blades"

I take a look and it turns out they're literally just standard razor blades with "hob scraper blade" written on it

She now has plenty after I raided my shaving kit

Rest of the world: "Letter Paper": paper what is used for letters, nice high gsm stuff with a letterhead on it

USA: "Letter Paper", standard use paper for everything, in fact used mostly for things that are not letters

I have just seen an advert for an IoT washing machine

I have no idea why anyone would want an IoT washing machine

Apparently all the journos at the Trump-Kim summit got given a USB fan in their goody bags

While it's probably just the cheapest fan available on alibaba I really want to see a tear-down in case there's any nefarious stuff in it

I looked to see if anyone still made slide rules

To the person writing product names on aliexpress; no, a vernier caliper is not a slide rule but I see where you're coming from on that translation

calculator

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