Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

subtooting... most of masto I think

Alchemists believed you could turn lead into gold

Turns out you can indeed do that

Sadly you need a particle accelerator, a metric fuck-tonne of energy, and the yield is far too low to make it even slightly worth the effort

"I should probably have a bit of a clear out of all the clutter that's accumulated over the past god knows how many years"

4 ikea bags later...

He's not dead, he's fine, but if will.i.am's obituary when he does die doesn't include "will.he.was" they'd've missed a massive opportunity

tired: country and western
wired: scrumpy and western

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zbtAxQdZcU

(the person writing the lyrics down for the video got most of it wrong)

huh, counter.social still exists, that's a surprise

gert big snuffly snoot!

anteaters are cool

oh wait, those do indeed exist

There are cats and big cats, with big cats just being much larger versions of cat

There are rabbits... What if big rabbits?

When buns feel happy and safe they hop and twist around

This is called a binky

And it's damned adorable

Ooh, shiny

https://shop.tex-design.com.tw/product/kodachi

The TEX Kodachi

Cherry MX switches, spherical profile keycaps, and a motherfucking trackpoint

Expensive as hell though

When boarding a plane to visit detained children separated from their parents Melania Trump wore a jacket emblazoned with the words "I really don't care, do u?"

I'm Structure Purist, Ingredient Neutral

Shadowrun Returns Deluxe Edition is free on humble bundle right now

It's a steam key rather than DRM-free, but hey, it's free

I've always found it ridiculous when white United Statesians go on and on about immigrants

Y'all have been there like, 5 minutes, you're immigrants yourselves

Ooh, very interesting video with George Daniels talking about how he made watches

https://youtu.be/PjnENHoLEaY