Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I'm sam the octopus, benevolent ruler of the hedgehogs

as if the hedgehogs don't have enough luxury with not one but two houses we've built for them in the back garden I've built them a little hedgehog cafe in the front too

Amazon workers are on strike today and I'm not going to cross picket lines

Also all the prime day deals are either shit or very obviously on stuff they've been stuck with too much inventory of which if I'm being completely honest is more to the point

@EffectBot @maple !effect vhs

Happy international non-binary day everyone

just how much is the fish?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbB3iGRHtqA

A tip for all Brits here, book 23rd April 2019 - 3rd May 2019 off work

You'll get 18 days in a row off by taking 9 days leave

Because of easter your last day in the office will be the 18th and your first day back will be the 7th because of the early bank holiday

Are all the Americans enjoying the lesson in how to protest properly?

The big orange blimp has said he's feeling unwelcome, so mission accomplished on our end

There's a kitten running to and fro through the house

We don't own a kitten

"I'll have a martinus please"
"You mean a martini?"
"No, I only want one of them"

I've just learned that what americans refer to as "cider" is in fact, literally apple juice

What the hell USA?

This does explain how surprised americans are when they try a pint of scrumpy though

@maple I've just noticed this badge on your posts and I love it

BEES

they're pretty awesome

I #canHelpWith

- Time, in particular the keeping thereof
- being a rubber duck
- bodging
- (some) linux
- operational security
- shitposting
- headpats
- being an octopus

Premier Cherdenko: I'm going to escape to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism... SPACE!

Aide: uh... yeah, elon musk sent a car to mars so...

Premier Cherdenko: fuck

And today in bad timing: Bristol distillery apologises over 'Novichok' vodka

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-44777737

They started bottling it after the Skripals were released from hospital and well before any more casualties so it's really just terrible timing