Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

🎶 Bob the builder
Can we fix it?
Bob the builder 🎶
nah, 's'fucked

legend of zelda any% speedrun

or;

hyperlink

🦊 !

if you send @mavica through UNIX pipes is it the equivalent of a water slide?

$ md5sum -c mavica.md5
mavica.bot: OK

yep, just as I expected, incontrovertible proof that the @mavica is valid as hell

🦔

tired: untitled goose game
wired: untitled moose game, where you wander around a forest being a moose

I wanna see the SCP foundation's dossier on the fediverse

Loads of us cryptids, AIs, and other anomalous people around here, we've got to count as a GoI at least

it's not criminal damage if you neatly disassemble it and leave all the parts there

maybe

I dunno, I'm not a law person

picture credit: https://www.weibo.com/1773589142/IbsVEzUs3?type=comment#_rnd1571257639395

WITH MY ELDRITCH POWERS I HAVE BECOME MISTRESS OF GRANULAR MINERAL PARTICLES!!!

I... AM A SAND WITCH!

...

STOP GIGGLING

SCP-999 going trick or treating around the facility offices

batman is bruce wayne's fursona

well these are interesting

Louis Erard x Alain Silberstein Excellence Regulateur

Comes in dark or light versions, powered by an ETA 7001 with an in-house module on top to do the regulator display

http://montres-louiserard.ch/en/watches/54230as61
http://montres-louiserard.ch/en/watches/54230ns62

This account is obviously advertising a roofing company

@roofingdavidson@mastodon.social

It's definitely an account for promoting a roofing company

But I'm still expecting it to be somebody's shitposting corpsona

Fediverse, you have ruined me

THIS IS NOT A DRILL