Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I totally would have put out a little carved pumpkin for the hedgehogs tonight but unfortunately pumpkin disagrees with them and makes them feel a bit ill

another of my favourite genre of hedgie pic, other animals looking at hedgehogs thinking "wat r u?"

someone should totally write a bot for this

harry/draco, 4, moderate or poor
reylo, 7, good
ironstrange, 5, moderate

this has been the shipping forecast

New watch from Brew coming out soon

in-keeping with their usual shtick it comes with a bezel specially designed for timing espresso shots

it's quite neat

https://www.brew-watches.com/watches/mastergraph-copper

cc: @evie

HEDGIE PAW!

original concept behind the SCP foundation: spooky scary horror stories

all of us: YAY! SLEEPOVER AT 999'S! 1471'S BRINGING 458 ALONG!

do I need to know about the current meta or have we already suspended the belligerents?

also featuring 🦊 !

🦔

We got a load of really good pictures last night

HAVE 333 OF THEM!

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/10qEZbCCrtbyCdIzYudoJ6c6lHM834Beg?usp=sharing

How to market on the fediverse:

We just had an account that tooted a short blurb about some dentist practice somewhere, obvious it was an automated account, suspended it within minutes

Now, if they'd taken 5 minutes to get the feel of the place, put that blurb in their bio, and tooted "TEETH TEETH TEETH" we'd totally have kept them around

when robots go online they use bleepspeak

well this is a headline: "Jeremy Corbyn accuses Boris Johnson of breaking his promise by still being alive"

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/general-election-jeremy-corbyn-boris-johnson-vote-mps-brexit-eu-a9175221.html

sorry olly but the best youtube musical number today is BDG doing ska

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCEewyIE_0c

@mavica doing yoga

so... how 'bout that ditch then boris?

it's just as well hedgehogs are cute

you'd be amazed and appalled by just how much shite can come out such a smol critter