Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

in the superhero-verse, along with a load of tailors, car mechanics, and construction crews catering to the "super" community there must be a bunch of nerds making heavily customised linux desktop environments for all the superheroes and villains

I wanna meet an opossum

we don't have them over here and I wanna meet one

actually, y'know what?

they should put like, one download code per half hour in a text file on one of those exploitable VMs people use for capture the flag games and let the internet have at it

you own the server when the text file updates, you can get a free copy of the game

maybe sit on the server for a while, if you can, get keys for all your chummers

you can have that advertising campaign idea for free CDPR 'cause I know you're not cool enough to use it

see, if cd project red were smart, they'd put in a check to see if your copy of cyberpunk 2077 was legit or not, and when it finds that it's not it gives a little notification of "hey, you stole this, well done chummer, that was indeed the thematically correct thing to do"

Last date you'll be guaranteed to get these shipped to you before christmas is the 1st of December

They make great gifts!

This isn't actually spooky month related but it comes from Transylvania and the company logo is a fun stylised set of fangs

The Peren Hintz

It's a two hand with a running indicator watch powered by a Unitas 6498-1 handwinding movement

It's nice

https://perenwatches.com/watches-1/hintz

hypocrisy is when things are governed by large herbivorous semi-aquatic mammals

a couple is standing outside a family function, trump banners are visible

"I thought you said your family was antifa"

"no, what I said is that my auntie's fascist"

I keep seeing all this NASA branded stuff everywhere

Never any ESA stuff, I wonder why that is

fuckin' tiny chocolate bars being called "fun size"

bring me a meter long snickers then we can talk

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us"
"Agreed"

"HEY MR MAYOR! Where's the planning department? We want permission for a buncha houses!"

We've still got super cool computer pins for sale!

And now you can buy them through a shiny new ko-fi shop!

https://ko-fi.com/s/891699232c

well this is exceedingly my kinda shit

https://www.fortis-swiss.com/watches/sky/flieger/flieger-f-43-triple-gmt-titanium/

Fortis F43 Triple GMT

True GMT (local hour hand jumps, not the 24 hour hand) with a bidirectional 12 hour bezel as well giving local, UTC, and another timezone

made of titanium as well, which is super nice

also expensive, which is a shame

'round here it was always billy bear

I've just been informed that kids character sausage isn't a thing outside some parts of europe so enjoy

KERMIT GULAG

huh, turns out that there were versions of the bonklip bracelet that would clip on to fixed bars, seems putting one on a W10 reissue isn't as anachronistic an idea as I thought it would be