Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Huh... counter.social accepts connections from digital ocean droplets

Probably from all other cloud/vps providers as well

So.... all this blocking IP ranges to "prevent foreign government interference" can be bypassed for 5 bucks

10/10 thinking it through there chummer

*glances at the discourse*

Fucking yanks

Well this is the dumbest thing I've seen today

http://kryptonwatch.com/en/our-shop/krypton-watches/schroedinger1936/

It's a watch, WITH A PLATE OVER THE DIAL SO YOU CAN'T SEE THE TIME

IT FAILS AT THE MOST ESSENTIAL FEATURE OF A WATCH, WHICH IS BEING ABLE TO TELL THE GODDAMN TIME

It sounds like Baked Alaska got his.... JUST DESERTS

Add two to the list of cunts who should count themselves exceptionally lucky that there's an ocean between me and them

Ah, the marketing juggernaut that is Deadpool is starting up again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-5Wv9UGkN8

Sufficient tea acquired

New people to mastodon might not know that our very own @squirrel makes kick-ass chiptunes

Give The Space Adventures of General Mibi a listen, it's awesome

http://bandcamp.mynameiser.in/album/the-space-adventures-of-general-mibi

GREGGS ARE DOING ADVENT CALENDARS

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/christmas/food-drink/greggs-advent-calender-tokens-christmas-sandwich-festive-bake-mince-pie-a8051996.html

Oh shit, I've just noticed we've got this now: :elizathink:

@Elizafox MORE HOT TAKES PLEASE I WANT TO USE IT

If you're new and worried about "flooding the timeline with ..." don't be

Have you seen the garbage the rest of us toot?

Actual good idea: telepresence robots for rent in major cities all around the world

Want to meet up with a friend the other side of the world? Rent a robot for a couple of hours!

Issues needing solutions:
Theft
Vandalism
Me not having enough money to make it happen

I wonder if @squirrel has an API

curl -X POST -d '{"description":"Request to blobpat", "from":"octopus"}' https://api.squirrel.squirrel/blobpats

or something

tired: the well-tempered clavier
wired: the bad-tempered clavier

"fine, I'll play you some fucking music"