Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

ICD-10 codes are fun

They're the codes the WHO uses to categorise all medical diagnoses

There's a lot of options so it covers just about any eventuality

Like W56.42XA for if @blackle punches someone (Struck by shark, initial encounter)

Y'know that £3.1 billion aircraft carrier the UK bought despite having no planes to put on it?

It's sprung a leak

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-42406138

Present status: All of them are wrapped

'cause I prep shit ahead of time like that

DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S DAD!

I want a 40k Ork clan that paints all their gear with big 60's daisies and flowers and stuff, bunches of flowers coming out of their headbands

The humans paint their stuff green like plants and it blends in so they can't be seen as easily, obviously any plants would work for camouflage

Perfect for sneaky orkz

Why do all the conspiracy nuts talk about "the world being secretly run by lizard people" as a potential bad thing?

All the lizard people I've met 'round these parts have been lovely

Now, this is either someone taking the piss, or nobody bothered to sanity check the names and addresses given to the bots

From a comment the FCC received about net neutrality: "The unprecedented regulatory power the Obama Administration imposed on the internet is smothering innovation, damaging the American economy and obstructing job creation."

The comment is allegedly from a Mr. B. Obama

https://www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filing/1051157755251

Yeah. That one.

"GOD DAMNIT COLONEL, I SAID A MINE FIELD"

LB: It has a track from @squirrel on there!

It's also good aside from that, but mostly worth it for the @squirrel track alone

Because apparently proper tea is theft

MOTORISED BEDS

Motorise all beds

Do whatever you need to do all day without having to ever leave your comfy bed!

Want a service manual for a Rolex? I got it, Valjoux? got it, Seiko? got it

I AM THE KING OF WATCH MANUALS NOW

God I'm a nerd

I came across an open directory of watch servicing manuals

So of course now I have 3.5 GB of watch servicing manuals sitting in my computer

make all squirrels comfy by giving them cookies and little blankets

Just get in touch and I'll send you a mailing address

Donations to go towards outbound shipping would be appreciated

I won't deal with anything illegal in the UK or would leave me to civil liability (so no copyrighted stuff please)