Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Consider: A bunch of maplebots with a little boombox having a dance party

https://computerfairi.es/media/xLOFxK408pXUl4cf8vE

Super high bluff skill of course so nobody suspects a thing

Chaotic-chaotic octopus rogue

Corgi racing is absolutely as adorable as you'd think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU393KmUBDE

🤔 A little tiny dragon who's decided to claim your small change jar as their hoard

They can't move it so they just live with you now

Because apparently we have to explain this to people again

The right to free speech is the right to say what you want without repercussions from the government

The right to free speech does not require anyone to give you a platform to spout your shit

The right to free speech does not require anyone to listen to your shit

The right to free speech only applies to repercussions from the government, not other people, groups, or organisations

Bring back cybre-looking phones that fold and flip and have weird shapes and physical keyboards

It's incredibly ironic that the "muh freeze peach" types get their knickers in such a massive twist every time someone tells them to fuck off and/or shut the fuck up

Hey @blackle@dev.glitch.social

How many ARM cores did you want again?

http://cluster.bitscope.com/

Okay, why the hell are .moe domains a thing?

They seem to be used only by arseholes and I can't find any reason for them to be a thing

This is Fizziwig

He's the cutest floof

This squirrel appreciation day, appreciate your local squirrel

Also all squirrels, every day

During dinner I gave my sister a brief overview of the type of people here on mastodon

She is now very confused about me being a friend of squirrels, foxes, dragons, sharks, kobolds, snakes, birds, and various other species