Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

also all Laphroaig, but especially the Quarter Cask

Laphroaig Quarter Cask is yummy

If Jesus was executed by guillotine, would christians wear little tiny guillotines around their necks?

I want to visit this place: http://www.whoi.edu/news-release/unknown-supercolony-Adelie-Penguins-Discovered-in-Antarctica

A previously unknown penguin supercolony has been discovered on the Danger Islands

LB: Oh shit

Complimentary continental breakfast

If you're thinking you could really find a use for one of those Light Phone 2 things, just go on aliexpress and buy one of these instead: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-Original-AIEK-X7-Ultra-Thin-Card-Mobile-Phone-4-8mm-Low-Radiation-mini-pocket-students/32804178291.html?

Light Phone 2: $225 earlybird price, $400 retail
AIEK X7: $15 (maximum, usually cheaper)

It's too cold here

Octopus needs warms

Just me, a perfectly normal human, taking a perfectly normal walk

They massively overfed a rabbit which then made a large "pop" sound off screen

What the fuck?

What the fucking fuck Disney?

It's end of the month time!

Donate to @squirrel 's patreon because she's nice and runs this lovely server for us

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Fucking really Diageo?

http://money.cnn.com/2018/02/27/news/companies/johnnie-walker-women-jane-walker/index.html

"Scotch as a category is seen as particularly intimidating by women. It's a really exciting opportunity to invite women into the brand," Vice President Stephanie Jacoby told Bloomberg."

Yeah, 'cause obviously people need separate "lady whisky"