Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Oh god, somebody's started posting goatse on there

That took less time than I expected

some prick: *does something all of masto can laugh at*

mastodon: OUR SHITPOSTS SHALL BLOCK OUT THE SUN

I suppose I should be thanking McAffee for giving me something to giggle about on an otherwise boring sunday afternoon

Less blockchain

More bokchain

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@squirrel since adding cryptocurrencies to social networks is apparently cool now, when can we get MapleBucks? 💵

hiveway: doesn't have a mascot
mastodon: has the wonderful @squirrel as a mascot!

No contest really

I do wonder how hiveway is reconciling "Hiveway is not a commercial network. No advertising [...]" with having a cryptocurrency that is only used for buying ad space

But can William Shatner find Lance Ullanoff on hiveway?

HIVEWAY: Mastodon but with blockchain and marketing for some fucking reason

LB: yes please

mmm... I am full of chinese(ish) food

cheese on crackers is like, the best thing ever

Okay, we're going to get to this point sooner or later

What do we call a non-biological intelligence?

Artificial Intelligence (AI) is wrong, because they're actually intelligent, nothing artificial about it

Machine Intelligence doesn't work because fleshy people could also be described as biological machines

I'm going with non-biological intelligence at the moment because I can't think of anything better, any suggestions?

also all Laphroaig, but especially the Quarter Cask

Laphroaig Quarter Cask is yummy

If Jesus was executed by guillotine, would christians wear little tiny guillotines around their necks?