Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

RIP Hiveway

04/03/2018 - 06/03/2018

LOL

Apparently I am not numberwang

@numberwang is the octopus numberwang?

Fun fact: Gary Numan is in fact 13 days older than Gary Oldman

Seriously, that is one hell of a thousand yard stare

This is a picture of a man thinking "oh shit, who knew gay furries were so loud?"

(it's Gabriel Harasim, Hiveway CEO)

https://medium.com/@hiveway/hiveway-ceo-we-are-the-biggest-mastodon-fans-c55a67e4f217

"We're massive Mastodon fans, that's why we tried to nick the codebase without anyone noticing and adding a bunch of stuff to make us money"

"World Pasty Championships: US bakery scoops top award"

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cornwall-43278376

"Pure Pasty founder Mike Burgess took home the Open Savoury Company prize with a barbecue chicken creation made with sweet potato, courgette, red pepper, sweetcorn and pineapple."

YOU FUCKING WHAT?

A FUCKING CHICKEN AND PINEAPPLE PASTRY WRAPPED THING WON?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE JUDGES?

https://icosahedron.website/iico/index.html

Nicely done @halcy , very nicely done

I've just found out that they're doing a sequel to Mary Poppins

The hell Disney? Really?

Hello and welcome to "Strange words and noises" with @squirrel !

Speaking of stupid ideas built on the masto codebase, turns out counter.social still exists

Thought that would have died already

macaffee fix the emojos