Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I think everyone's agreed on calling it the "Diet Pepsi" in deference to its bigger brother the Rolex GMT Master with the Pepsi bezel

Hodinkee video on the new Tudor Black Bay GMT: https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/tudor-black-bay-gmt-new-video

According to Omega, the new helium escape valve in the latest Diver 300m Seamasters can now be operated while the watch is submerged in water

I have precisely no idea why anyone would want to do that and there are very few people who have any use at all for a helium escape valve but I suppose it's a thing you can do now

!!! OCTOWATCH !!!

https://www.jacobandco.com/timepieces/astronomia-octopus-0

Marvel: "Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in history"
Me:

Few nice releases from Sinn this year, nothing that particularly sets my world on fire though

Not sure if I should be disappointed or relieved that I don't have to sell a kidney

BASELWORLD!

Current most exciting thing of the show, Tudor Black Bay GMT

41mm, pepsi bezel (!)

I want one

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/tudor-black-bay-gmt-introducing

Holy crap, Breitling have released a version of the Navitimer in an actually reasonable size! 41mm

Hell must have frozen over

http://newsthump.com/2018/03/19/how-much-does-cambridge-analytica-know-about-you-take-this-test-to-find-out/

Seems I can put "fixing electronic adjustable beds" on my list of skills

Charity shop my dad works for got a non-functional adjustable bed donated, asked me to take a look at it, turns out it needed some new relays

As a standard bed it would have gone for £20-30, just putting £4 of new relays in there means they can get £150

Not a bad 10 minutes work

(underwater awoo sounds)

Haven't used this emojo for a while:

It's a @squirrel eating a hamburger, it's a very good emojo

Me: "I can't figure out why this printer isn't showing up..."

Dave: "Oh yeah, I unplugged it"

Me: "Goddamnit Dave"

With all the deleteFacebook stuff happening at the moment, is there a decent facebook alternative I can point people to in the same way that masto is a good twitter alternative