Ooh, these are some pretty neat looking watch straps
John Cage - As Slow As Possible (Nightcore Mix)
This Easter, remember that the calculation for working out what day Easter is on every year is fucking ridiculous
@troubleMoney Americans have the same misconceptions about Canadians. They think we are polite and fail to parse the nuances of "sorry"
CAN: Sorry
US: Sorry
CAN: Sorry
US: Excuse me, you bumped into me/spilled my coffee/cut in line
CAN: Sorry
US: I'm about to take the last cookie and I'm not sorry at all
CAN: Sorry
US: MOVE, BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY, GET OUT THE WAY BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY
Considering my previous toot about English-American translations went absolutely woolly, here's some more:
British: "I hear what you say"
American: "You're wrong, shut up"
British: "With the greatest respect..."
American: "You're a fucking idiot"
British: "That's a very brave proposal"
American: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING YOU LUNATIC"
British: "I would suggest..."
American: "You will do this or be sanctioned"
It's the end of the month, which means patreon plugging time!
Since I don't have one and @squirrel is far too modest I'm plugging hers
https://www.patreon.com/maple_syrup
Maple is lovely and does various awesome things including running computerfairi.es! Which is also a year old on the 12th!
Colin Furze has made an Amazon Alexa-controlled flame thing
Yes, IoT combined with gas bursting into flame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVQ6rwaZ648
I'm not sure which bit of it is the worse idea
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple