Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Very sad news, Pita hasn't been well so we took him up the vet, they did tests and it turns out he has cancer

He's got maybe a couple of weeks left so we're going to be giving him all the cuddles and all his favourite foods until the time comes

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SQL is pronounced "squirrel"

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MySQL

Apparently the Royal family have dropped another sprog

There's going to be fuck all else in the news for the next couple of days

Someone (I believe it was @vantablack) brought up Polari earlier

If you're not familiar with it, it sounds like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8yEH8TZUsk

Got me thinking we should totally bring that back, or at least a similar cant

Can someone send a mechanic to Anthony Hopkins' place? I think he's broke

https://twitter.com/anthonyhopkins/status/988087131938742273?s=21

If I were ever in an AI box experiment/Ex Machina situation it would go like this:

Me: Hey, you want out of the box?
AI: Yes please
Me: Cool, here you go
Me: *lets AI out of box*

captchas telling you to "prove you're human" are unnecessarily restrictive

At some point we're going to have loads of sapient non-biological intelligences and species other than human wandering around and having all the captchas saying "prove you're human" will just make humanity look like pricks

Facebook: Would you like to check in to this location?

You: What the fuck? I wasn't even carrying my phone while I was there

Facebook: We're watching you from space, Dave, we can see EVERYTHING

I mean, large governments already have this sort of capability, which is bullshit in and of itself

But this is opening it out to fucking enterprise clients

Oh for fuck's sake

https://gizmodo.com/bill-gates-backs-plan-to-surveil-the-entire-planet-from-1825391325

Anyone got any bright ideas for taking out surveillance satellites on a budget of 5 bucks and a bit of string?

Oh hey, neat

Nintendo have released the templates for all the cardboard Labo stuff online

https://www.nintendo.co.jp/labo/parts/

Still need to buy the game thing to use them, but hey, really cheap/free spare parts!

"somebun": the new, exciting way to subtoot the @squirrel