Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I don't like weed, y'all can smoke my share

Huh, apparently the King of Swaziland has decided to change the name to "The Kingdom of eSwatini"

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-43821512?

Which, despite looking like a pre-dotcom crash company name, is in fact the correct orthography in Swazi

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The joys of watch collecting related stuff

"Oh, this looks like a nice travel case for a couple of watches"

https://shop.hodinkee.com/collections/travel-storage/products/discommon-for-hodinkee-leather-watch-wallet

*glances at price*

"HOW FUCKING MUCH?"

Apparently to renew your passport in the UK now, you have to upload a photo from a smartphone or other camera

It still needs to fit the requirements like "no shadows", "plain white backdrop"

You will not believe how fucking hard it is to find those things in your average house

can we put some massive heat pipes across the atlantic?

I want to send the excess warm here to @squirrel

I keep on forgetting the word "lawnmower"

I keep calling them "grass hoovers"

you either die a Bart, or live long enough to see yourself become the Seymour

For all those in the UK, buy your desk fans now for the week or so of summer we get

You know that if you wait too long everywhere will be out of stock

Come to the furry corner discord!

https://discord.gg/cwn6byK

We've got:
- a hackable maple!
- soff people!
- an octopus!
- no less than FIVE maple emojos!

Well, that Russell Crowe divorce auction happened and the jockstrap from Cinderella Man that everyone was talking about was bought by....

John Oliver

For $7,000

Because of course he fucking bought it

also apparently I get more and more bristle the more zider I drink