Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

computerfairi.es: it's the pure concept of soffness but in mastodon instance form

Amber Rudd has just resigned

I wonder which jackass will be appointed to the job next

I HAVE ASSEMBLED AN IKEA SHELVING UNIT

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME MORTALS

is this a new trend of putting nice, positive things in subtoots?

'cause y'all are lovely

Reminder: Repairing and re-purposing stuff you've got instead of buying new stuff is punk as fuck and helps fight capitalism

At some point my warm brown hoodie is going to be more repairs than hoodie, but I paid good money for this fucker and it will last the rest of the decade whether it wants to or not

ask not for whom the nerds aaaaaaaa

they aaaaaaaa for thee

https://carmardenim.com/products/extreme-cut-out-jean

Somebody posted a picture of these

I... Wut?

...oh of course somebody's putting together a masto client for PocketPC

https://github.com/NattyNarwhal/PocketToot

Happy Ed Balls Day everyone!

I just saw, for the first time, some of this... thing called "Mountain Dew" poured into a glass

It's radioactive green with a viscosity that suggests a ridiculous amount of HFCS

WHAT THE FUCK!? PEOPLE DRINK THAT?! THIS IS A JOKE YOU'VE ALL BEEN PLAYING ON US RIGHT!?

To the tune of DJ Ötzi - Hey Baby:

HEY HEY DONALD!
(Uhh, Ahh)
WE WANNA KNOW
WHY YOU'RE SUCH A CUNT

Goes a bit like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRFTi-driRc