The Anarkat @Anarkat@computerfairi.es
- Whose streets?
- Our streets
- What's the key?
- Anarchy
- When?
- Now
- Hotel?
- Trivago
Anarchist. Cat. Anarkat. White Cis Male. Don't worry, I'll die eventually. Polyamorous & pansexual. Sometimes I say dumb stuff. When that happens, tell me. I'll figure it out.
Location? Idunno. The walls are grey and plain, and it's difficult to get to. Could be a bunker. Or a suburb. Hard to tell.
I drive. A lot. Many attempts have been made on my life by whatever spirit is behind bad drivers, but I'm still around.
Joined Feb 2019
The Anarkat
boosted
How did the police know you were near a crime scene? Google told them
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2019/02/07/google-location-police-search-warrants
(submitted by Jerry2)
food-adj, imperialism-adj
@troubleMoney when spices became affordable, they became accessible to the lower classes, so it became fashionably upper class to have bland food.
Bi? More like BUY because I can't escape capitalism.
@azushark only if shark is okay with it
@evie *tells a sad story using relatable things*
"Hey fuck you, using relatable things as a storytelling device us cheating!"
A punk show might not be the best way to break in some new high top boots. My feet are killing me.
@cccam I'm just imagining the Thing from the fantastic four saying it.
I wonder what it would be like to be cuddled by the Thing
@scarly I would also like this. And then, when I get sick or just don't feel like being around people, I can disappear into my temporal vortex bedroom and come out later.
@em maybe they meant, more accurately, to prevent astronauts having children.
This will definitely prevent children... Sex? Probably not.
The Anarkat
boosted
@lynnesbian I'm absolutely flabbergasted!
The Anarkat
boosted
It may not look like it but this is my highest effort post yet
The Anarkat
boosted
it is my birthday. the free market will get me my boosts if that's what people want
@cccam not *gravelly voice*?
The Anarkat
boosted
I think when I retire I’ll settle down to a farm where I’ll make my own cheese and raise some pigs.
I’ll call it the Cheddar Bacon Ranch.
@scarly good thing you didn't let out the magic smoke.
@MrJimmy don't you invoke the forbidden name!
@girl I got the celery speed.
- Whose streets?
- Our streets
- What's the key?
- Anarchy
- When?
- Now
- Hotel?
- Trivago
Anarchist. Cat. Anarkat. White Cis Male. Don't worry, I'll die eventually. Polyamorous & pansexual. Sometimes I say dumb stuff. When that happens, tell me. I'll figure it out.
Location? Idunno. The walls are grey and plain, and it's difficult to get to. Could be a bunker. Or a suburb. Hard to tell.
I drive. A lot. Many attempts have been made on my life by whatever spirit is behind bad drivers, but I'm still around.
Joined Feb 2019
