That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

i've uncovered a horrible truth

pineapple [i]is[/i] pizza

@jk just stick to minusm like the rest of us

@twitter@mastodon.technology borp!

@siosilvar do you mean you eat the cheese by itself or you go off by yourself to eat the cheese?

@maple it's from the Fish Eye Lens Homestar Runner thingy

gosh, i forgot how satisfying Lego is to put together

ooooh somebody say country dish towel!

marking spam emails as read before deleting them because i'm too nice

totally real tru facts: the band Toto got its name after lead singer Joseph Williams accidentally misspelled 'Todo: band name' during a band meeting and was too embarrassed to tell everyone it was a mistake

@softgoat @lizardsquid
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@twitter@mastodon.technology reminds me that i need to get back into cooking new stuff

the DK Bongos are the only good controller

@colon_three the guest bathroom in my grandparent's old house had a carpeted floor and it even went up the wall a little too, it was really weird