That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

every time i post now i get to see the sweet new avatar @maple made for me and it reminds me of how fab i look

what

*voice* what is deal?

*my voice this time* what's the deal with this increasingly stale gag?

*seinfeld voice again* what's the deal with "what's the deal with"?

*seinfeld voice* what's the deal with software?

hey folks, why is so much software so lacking? is it me having too high standards? am i focusing too much on the bad parts? or is it everyone as a whole settling for subpar things? is it on some devs not having the know-how or time to get things polished? am i just wrong? is this a seventh question?

me on my way to make the good posts on the online (like this one):

looking to buy full comedy routine based around the character 'Austin Powers' from the 'Austin Powers' movie series finding an infant on a gigantic vinyl record and then saying "groovy baby!"

spaghetti

i am a bird

just kidding, april fools!

just kidding, regular fools! it's the 2nd here and i [i]am[/i] a bird

open the door, get on the floor
everybody was kung fu fighting