That bird/moth, Lindsay 🐦🦋 @LaserScheme@computerfairi.es

it has been exactly two years, to the minute, since @maple went and became the hella gay with each other

i love you maple 💛💛💛 so dang much

Clifford the Big Red Dog is listed as an example of a kaiju on wikipedia

why waste time saying 'three cheese' when you could be saying 'threese'?

petition to change the name of the act of kicking something to 'feet yeeting'

when will videogames come back from the war?

'Houston, Texas County, Missouri'

what the heck? why you haveta do this?

"I don't got the gum, so I'll kick you in the bum"
— Nada, They Live

you ever just ｗｉｇｇｅｌｅｙ?

Node Graph out of Date. Rebuilding...

also, tell @maple to go to bed

me: *hears a bloop and sees @maple's avatar on the notification*
me to maple in the bedtime call: "let's see what you've posted about me"
me:
me, to her: "go to sleep"

bubsy

hey fediverse, give me recommendations for which english translation of The Divine Comedy to read and tell me why you recommend that version

the Wayback Machine is an incredibly important internet archive that still lets me see crabcycle.ytmnd.com any time i want