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gently nsfw 

I made a browser extension that will replace all references to “Valentine’s Day” with “Horny Werewolf Day” in the web sites you visit. It’s fun and dumb and I like it a lot!

Firefox: addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firef

Chrome: chrome.google.com/webstore/det

Safari: coming soon

monster bottom surgery joke 

Me and the gang comparing bottom surgery results

@jake this is exactly what James Adobe had in mind when he invented the clone stamp in 1987

I bought a trans pride flag to wear as a cape when I cross the finish line at my race. And I also brought my werewolf fang appliances. We’ll see if I have the presence of mind to put them in after 37 miles

@mavica_again “Now Gordon, need I remind you, I cannot abide mayonnaise on my submarine sandwiches. I’m sorry but I’m going to have to ask you to return to Subw— AARGK”

@Inumo it’s so important to communicate the essential things upfront

Gym selfie 

Ghost at the gym. I started HRT in late 2017 and in short order it ate much of the (admittedly masc-looking) muscle I’d put on in 2016. After five years I am finally starting to feel powerful again, in a feminine way.

@jake oh yeah, the guy who basically sacrificed useability for dubious aesthetic improvements because it satisfied something in him is definitely a design wanker.

Tahoma (Mt Rainier) casts a shadow across the early morning sky, as seen from Bonney Lake, Washington:

#Photography #MtRainier #WashingtonState

i want to be able to afford blasters and tools/parts to mod them without having to worry, i want to be able to eat, i want to be able to wake up next to my girlfriend every morning, i'm scared that it's all so hard and that the one comfort is going to be ripped away soon and we don't have nearly the money we need to anchor ourselves and make our time together more permanent

thank you everybody who donated to us so far. i've posted another update to our fundraiser trying to get @Atatra and i living together once and for all. this is really important to us. pease help us reach more folks if you can. :boost_ok:gofundme.com/f/get-taylor-and-

What the fuck? What the fuck what the fuck what the actual fuck. This is a total jam-up. I hate this!!!

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Bus stop 2 does indeed have a set of stairs that lead up to a picnic area and a little wall, but nothing about hearts a-flutter or peanut butter…

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I’ve turned around and am heading back to the parking lot. Here’s where the bird was. There’s a tram or bus stop up ahead…

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Wtf, a huge bird just landed on top of a cactus, cawed “Challenge!” at me, then recited a weird little poem and flew away? It was kind of unclear but it sounded like

“Tram(???) stop number two
You shan't peanut butter
Up stairs(??) await you
Twin hearts all a-flutter”

????

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I’ve run at Sabino Canyon maybe a dozen times since I’ve been here in Tucson, and every single time, an episode of Do By Friday comes up. Today’s no different. Coincidence, or am I a targeted individual?

Have we really not yet standardized a “lttp:” protocol for linking to resources from The Wayback Machine? You know, a link to the past.

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