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@Nine smh people vandalising the minecraft wiki and trying to deny that Miku made minecraft

One of us needs to go fix this

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Self-deprecating joke about relationships 

I have come to kiss girls and smash capitalism and... and I'm all out of girls :'( </3

uspol, shitpost 

@TonicBH Man, Arby's gotta watch out, selling such dangerous weapons

Gender, advanced mathematics 

I supposed technically, it should be a spectrum in E², as technically both H² and E² are diffeomorphic onto R²

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Gender, advanced mathematics 

Gender is actually a spectrum in H⁴, but we, being humans used to E³ and being completely unable to imagine 4D hyperbolic space, have simplified it down to, at worst, a binary and, at best, a spectrum in R² with some options off the plane. Not even all of R² either. Just the positives.

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50 years ago Stanley Kubrick faked the moon landing

Being Kubrick he insisted on shooting it on location

@ADA_SIX If you think it existing is bad, you should try living here. Gods fucking damn, I want out of this hellhole so badly

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Let’s make gifting someone a knife a symbol of queer friendship and intimacy.

It says “I want you to have your own power and use it to make yourself safer, because I care about you.”

Sliding in your DMs like an orca trying to catch a seal

politics, old people 

Gods, help me. The local news is talking about political stuffs and my grandfather is in the room. Please keep hom quiet. Please keep him quiet. Please please pleeeeaaaaase fucking keep him quiet.

Bitching about Super Mario World 

How the fuck did Tubular make it past play testing?

pol adjacent, automation 

@nune That is literally one of the easiest things to write a bot to solve. But, quite frankly, I'll take it over having to deal with whatever recaptcha has become these days

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Oh, I'm sorry.

I overestimated.

It's half a percent.

Wtf is wrong with these nonprofits?!

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Nonprofits encouraging people to scab for Amazon, so they can get that sweet, sweet 1% or whatever of every Prime Day purchase donated to their dusty coffers.

I'm not like other girls 

Other girls: Eat reasonable, if unhealthy food.

Me: Drives up to a chicken place and asks for "two dozen rolls and nothing else" with the intent to consume all of them by myself.

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Bitching about computer nerd stuff 

Fuck the GNU Project. Just...fuck it. Fuck it to hell and back.

Turns out, setting the `POSIXLY_CORRECT` environment variable causes things to break, meaning that the GNU Project is doing things so far from standards, I literally *have* to use their fucking software on my Arch system, whether I like it or not.

Thanks, guys. I'm glad you're freeing me from the tyranny of not being able to control my own computer. You're doing a great job. /s

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