Joe @legendaryjoeb@computerfairi.es

@scarly ...

i can’t even think of the last horror movie i’ve seen. maybe a re-watch of alien... a couple years ago?

@pettancow Nothing like a Cosmic Radiation Baked Ham

oh but if that melted cheese could drown our sorrows

@pettancow *pat pat*

@pettancow Sorry, once I was accosted by this ham from space and ever since then I’ve been prone to archaic shouting.

@pettancow The pats.

Doth thou desire the pats?

@troubleMoney those darn pirates

@pettancow DOTH THOU DESIRE THE POWER?!

@siosilvar get a few plushies to join your meal.

cheese is better with friends anyways.

@Anarkat Nothing terribly important. Carry on.

why in the hell did benedict cumberbatch come out of my head as babydick cucumber?

Ooooooooooor, I guess it just doesn't like to apply coupons when I want to bundle in a soundtrack as well.

[i]Cool[/i]

Kinda sad but not surprised you can't double up sales offers on Steam games.

@Chel those skies aren’t gonna go sunless by themselves, yanno?

well, not for a really really really long time anyways.

@TonicBH Well not necessarily both sides are evil but I think for real change to come about a lot of old blood needs to leave.

But you’re right. That was too extreme. I’m sorry.

@wigglytuffitout *stop inflating when button pops out*

I feel that it is morally repugnant that I be required to be awake while at work.

@Chel Clearly the answer is to outfit the bed with mechanical legs.

Bright red LEDs if you’re feeling extra evil

Why visit the UK when the UK can visit you?

the internet is going to drive me to drink