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I think when I retire I’ll settle down to a farm where I’ll make my own cheese and raise some pigs.

I’ll call it the Cheddar Bacon Ranch.

uspol 

@troubleMoney "In a Bunker" is code for Bloated Orange is still stuck in the digital sandtrap.

food, religion adjacent 

could god make a burger so big even they couldn't eat it?

it may or may not be related to an excessively large burger i just made.

inane complaints, tmi? 

good lord, i hope there's studio apartments in the world that have 1 1/2 baths because i'm long tired of this shit of living with multiple people and there's only one bathroom in the house.

@kelerak Kelerak Presents Speedruns Done Okay

"25 hours for Chrono Trigger? I guess that was Okay!"

@troubleMoney I keep trying to burn down May but I guess my pyrokinesis just keeps fizzling out.

Apparently the Dutch Foreign Minister made a life sized muppet to represent Brexit and my only thought was “How soon until the internet wants to fuck it?”.

@Anarkat If people don't like jokes about overthrowing capitalism I guess they aren't...

*sunglasses*

rich in humor.

@LaserScheme Hmmm, I hope there's some story ties to the original because I have some Questions but otherwise this looks Great.

Of all the things that could do it Super Mario Maker 2 may be the one thing that'll convince me to get a Nintendo Online subscription.

youtube, vaccines 

why in the mother fuck is youtube recommending me a reaction video to a pro/anti-vaccine debate when i have never watched a vaccine related video before.

and especially when i was just watching a fucking super mario rpg clip.

mars opportunity 

not gonna lie. re-hearing what could be opportunity's last message fucking wrecked me in a way few things ever could.

god, i hope they can re-establish contact.

@troubleMoney so far i’ve had no interest in didney’s live remakes and nothing from last night has changed that at all

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