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misinformation 

Here is a tip to prank your C programmer friends! Give them a book but take off its back cover! After finishing the pages they will continue by trying to pronounce the secret, true names of everything else in their sight!

gross 

just removed 2 bags worth of moldy and rotten food from the fridge.

idk who the heck left it there, but it was disgusting

@Fenreliania O::

these are the fanciest bottles for sexuality storage I've ever seen!

How to make fantasy maps

averylychee.neocities.org/arti

(Please let me know what you think, and share this with anyone who might be interested!)

money, work, request for help 

Our income is $50 a week (after rent).

If you've got any odd jobs that I can do for an extra $10 here and there, that would be really useful!

What I can do:
* Clerical work
* Proofreading
* Programming (for the Desktop or Command line)

Thanks!
(boosts welcomed)

conspiracy theory 

An ancient order of augurs has been ruling the world through by harnessing the eldritch forces of the butterfly effect. Using powerful technology harnessed from a crashed alien spaceship, the order has, for centuries, been launching coordinated assassinations around the world of sparrows in flight, halting the beating of their wings, and thereby shaping the course of global events.

apple event leak 

@maple "announcing the brand new Drinkable Iphone™"

'Your disease is real': Breakthrough in diagnosis of chronic fatigue syndrome
abc.net.au/triplej/programs/ha

"[...]new research into the causation of the disease undercovering it's a pathological illness."

"Forcing someone to do exercise when their muscle cells are not producing enough ions to work properly is nothing short of cruelty, and these kind of treatment programs must end so that proper treatments can be found."

#MECFS #ME #CFS

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