@maple boop!
"Take me to your leader," the alien said.
"I have none," said the cat.
"Are you the leader?"
"Nah. Go bother some humans instead."
"But your kind is a higher life form than them!"
"So what makes you think you have the right to impose on me?" the cat said, and sauntered off.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
New OC concept
Friendly, gentle neighborhood werewolf, named Hawoord. He's a bit overweight, so he's put himself on a calorie-restricted diet; milk is also off-limits as he is lactose-intolerant. He can often be found hiking in the woods where he enjoys taking pictures and samples of mosses and fungal-algae growths, and of which he will go to into great detail to explain that they are not the same and how he much prefers the latter.
He's a local lo-cal lactase-lacking lycan liking lichen.
selfie, eye contact
@azushark so cute!
@scarlett I'm a meowing lizard, and I have the same ability, somehow
@scarlett this sounds really lovely.... to be a snoozy cat...
@scarlett meep
@BatElite have a good day
@softgoat I'd like a mod that makes mobs not spawn on the surface, so they only spawn in caves and such
@Quinntessential stay safe!
@BatElite hey sweetie ♥
@catoutofbed@octodon.social @rachel I've had both of your experiences – 1 java project I worked on was really lovely to work on in vim, and another was super horrible to work on in vim.
@DialMforMara I experience exactly the same thing - if I go to bed early, I just end up lying awake for so much longer.
@azushark gods, this is awful
@rosen O::
begging for money, mh (-)
I am sorry I keep having to ask for help I don't know what's wrong with me I'm just so tired of fucking everything up.
We need help with food and probably rent because I'm the only current income and the amount I'm gonna make isn't even going to cover rent.
https://paypal.me/urwitchygothmom
https://cash.me/$arielleghraves
hi I'm avery, a cute lizardsquid with 3 hearts full of love!
nonbinary ░ they/she ░ australia ░ 29yo
I post: silly lizardy nonsense, world building, conlangs, doctor who
polyam, demi, open. I love affection!
hugs and cuddles and such are ok, but everything else please ask first
languages: English • Welsh (very basic)
I have a private account, ask for access!
(some old accounts:
@gwyfyndraig
@liquid_lizsquid
)