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"Take me to your leader," the alien said.
"I have none," said the cat.
"Are you the leader?"
"Nah. Go bother some humans instead."
"But your kind is a higher life form than them!"
"So what makes you think you have the right to impose on me?" the cat said, and sauntered off.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

New OC concept 

Friendly, gentle neighborhood werewolf, named Hawoord. He's a bit overweight, so he's put himself on a calorie-restricted diet; milk is also off-limits as he is lactose-intolerant. He can often be found hiking in the woods where he enjoys taking pictures and samples of mosses and fungal-algae growths, and of which he will go to into great detail to explain that they are not the same and how he much prefers the latter.

He's a local lo-cal lactase-lacking lycan liking lichen.

@softgoat I'd like a mod that makes mobs not spawn on the surface, so they only spawn in caves and such

@catoutofbed@octodon.social @rachel I've had both of your experiences – 1 java project I worked on was really lovely to work on in vim, and another was super horrible to work on in vim.

@catoutofbed@octodon.social yea, it's really sad

but also a sign: if your language is such that you NEED an IDE to write it, then perhaps something is wrong

@DialMforMara I experience exactly the same thing - if I go to bed early, I just end up lying awake for so much longer.

begging for money, mh (-) 

I am sorry I keep having to ask for help I don't know what's wrong with me I'm just so tired of fucking everything up.

We need help with food and probably rent because I'm the only current income and the amount I'm gonna make isn't even going to cover rent.

paypal.me/urwitchygothmom
cash.me/$arielleghraves

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