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there is a small round hole in a box 

*nose pokes out*
*whiskers pop out*
*face squeezes out*
*ears pop out*
mew! am in a box! :blobcat:

Also you're a heretic how dare you go to bed early,,, nyaaa,,,,

speaking of jazz covers

youtube.com/watch?v=KjVGJ3YFDc

here's a jazz reharmonisation of a song you have almost certainly heard

affection consent 

just an fyi, if you gave me general consent for something, like hugs or smooches, and then decided that you don't want me doing that anymore?

that's ok!

just ask me to not do that with you anymore and I'll stop

"Be sure to stay hydrated throughout the cooking process," I say, winking roguishly at the camera as I lean over and latch onto the kitchen tap like a lamprey

hmm, this makes me wish for i3's feature of tabbed.... things

where you can put multiple windows in a single frame with tabs, and switch between the tabs

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@lizardsquid What do you mean?
"
H

ow
are
you
doi
ng
at
the
mo
me
nt?
"
is a great way to format sentences.

Every possessive in English: 's
Third-person-singular possessive pronoun in English: s

-flips table-

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The fact that "its" has no apostrophe is honestly the best evidence for the fact that lithographic conventions are even more fake than the rest of language

i'm computer fairies, and so can you! with our lovely stylish mugs from redbubble!

redbubble.com/people/computerf

margins are set very low so we barely see any money from this, but proceedings still help us keep computer fairies in the air, and besides, that is a sexy logo, come on.

ŋɲŋɲŋɲŋɲŋɲŋɲŋɲŋɲŋɲŋɲŋɲŋɲ

Someone posted their dice recently and that made me want to post mine.

And since I needed a distraction first, I painstakingly arranged them before taking a photo.

I hope you enjoy my #dice

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