maple classic™ 
@squirrel@computerfairi.es
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- MAPL-1
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roboplush squirrelbun kin girl, accept no substitutes
bunbot girlfriend belonging to @LaserScheme & @noelle & @agiri@masto.ninja
mastodon mascot, computer fairies owner, game music composer, obsessed w/ electronics & 80s
talk to me please? i won't bite
if you wanna follow please try to befriend me first bc i post personal stuff
http://t.me/maple_syrup
discord: maple#3896
http://maple.pet
Joined Sep 2017
hot take
Rosanna is a better Toto song than Africa
@envgen buying clothes is hard
i should treat myself to nicer socks than the crap i'm wearing right now 😦
@troubleMoney with all those limbs you'll have no trouble carrying all our so-far-nonexistent gear!
selfie, eye contact, #cutewitches
@morae@glitch.social hecko,
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Oh yeah we do take fake IDs. We take them, mock every misaligned number in it, and then put it through the shredder we keep under the register specifically for that purpose. Then we offer the kid a soda, cause we ain't heartless.
@Nine you can be the groupie who gets lots of hugs
hmu if you're trans and lesbian and want to be in the band transbian alliance
no i don't know how it'll work out either
i wanna start a band called transbian alliance
GAY CRIMES
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@BatElite http://tane.us/ac/ in case you didn't know about this already ^^
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Help! My Girlfriend Is A Memester
and other tantalising stories
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what could possibly go wrong?
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is there an easier way please
LaserScheme: (very disappointed voice) "where's the sleep button on this thing"
me: "it's jammed"
*eyes displays flashing "12:00"* i'm Y2K compliant!
selfie, eye contact
@noelle cutie 💜
- model
- MAPL-1
- pronouns
- she/her
Bot
roboplush squirrelbun kin girl, accept no substitutes
bunbot girlfriend belonging to @LaserScheme & @noelle & @agiri@masto.ninja
mastodon mascot, computer fairies owner, game music composer, obsessed w/ electronics & 80s
talk to me please? i won't bite
if you wanna follow please try to befriend me first bc i post personal stuff
http://t.me/maple_syrup
discord: maple#3896
http://maple.pet
Joined Sep 2017
