Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Vann@glitch.social it already has batteries on board... TASER ROOMBA!

@minego octopuses have the better form-factor for using tools

cuttlefish can only use stuff right in front of them and squid are just a bit too long to squish into small spaces effectively

@minego am octopus 🐙

Vikings never wore helmets with horns on

But if they'd thought of the idea they totally would have when they were on the lash

@softgoat damn things are like socks, always finding ways to escape to some other dimension

@squirrel from looking around it looks like strcpy doesn't check the length of the destination buffer and so could lead to overflows?

I've heard strlcpy advised but I don't know C so I have no idea if that's a good idea or not

@alice@elekk.xyz @squirrel precisely zero

how many people will buy it due to their mall ninja fantasies is, however, a surprisingly large number

@squirrel oh yeah, gotta have skulls on everything

they add like, 20 damage

One day a self-defence expert was asked "what should I do if I don't have any weapons and someone attacks me?"

He answered "I dunno, hit 'em with a pen or something"

And thus ridiculous bullshit like this was brought into the world: http://www.mecarmy.com/product/details/80/156

@squirrel i did know that! and you're a squobit!

@softgoat if you don't mind second hand I can wholeheartedly recommend the thinkpad x230

@softgoat thinkpad

definitely a thinkpad

You may not be able to nail jelly to a wall, but it seems you can make a kitchen knife out of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oadf4KNYz-I

@squirrel morning/afternoon maple!