Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle and then you can take a crowbar to it and force some italian in there to make the singular of emoji an emojo!

@iliana @Elizafox you rang?

People who loved Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality for its rational take on the Harry Potter universe will love my new trilogy of fanfic that details what would actually happen in a reasonable world;

"Hogwarts fails an Ofsted inspection", "Hogwarts gets shut down by the Health and Safety Executive", and "Oh yeah, voldy turned up again and we took him out with a drone strike"

@squirrel *gentlys the robot*

@squirrel *gently warms the squobit*

@softgoat unreal, unreal tournament, all the bullfrog games, all dos games, half-life, mechwarrior, diablo, doom, civ 3, etc.

@squirrel bot on a boat: rowbot

want a bot to slow down: whoa, bot

surprised by bot: Whoa! bot!

@softgoat

I want all of those emojos

@softgoat

@squirrel *exports excess warm from the octo-cave to squobit*

A calzone is just an Italian pasty

@Granny@mastodon.social if you fold it it's clearly a taco

@kaniini @abby horology geek here, you're close but no cigar

"military time" would refer to a certain format of 24-hour clock, usually the format used by members of the CCEB

No hours/minutes separator is used, the leading zero is always written, and it's appended by the time zone

So it looks like 0840Z

The time zones are given as a letter starting at +1 as Alfa and going east

Juliet is skipped and used for local time, Zulu is UTC

@dumpling@octodon.social my go-to explanation is "animal crossing but a social network"

"Whisperings in Westminster tell me that both parties are about to change their Brexit strategies"

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/brexit-theresa-may-leadership-contest-irish-border-eu-european-economic-area-a8361846.html

...they have strategies?

@Jo @squirrel DID I HEAR WIGGLY?!

*wiggles arms around*

@jessiscah24 I mean, no need for a prison /system/ in this case

just chuck 'im down a well