Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

9 out of 10 dentists agree: the tenth is a contrarian dick

@squirrel this is possibly the most adorable thing I've ever read

another good one I've heard:

He's making a list

He's checking it twice

He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice

Santa Claus is in contravention of article 5 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679

I keep asking around for a decent GDPR consultant

Everyone I've asked said they know a great one but none of them'll give me their phone number

@minego huh

maybe they just want the "done in two minutes, charge the full call-out fee" jobs

@minego same with sparks, they vastly prefer installing stuff in new-build places to fixing stuff that's been installed for a while

@Jo chips, pickles, onion, mustard, and ketchup in a bun?

Hell yeah, I'd eat the hell out of a bunch of those

@Vann@glitch.social it already has batteries on board... TASER ROOMBA!

@minego octopuses have the better form-factor for using tools

cuttlefish can only use stuff right in front of them and squid are just a bit too long to squish into small spaces effectively

@minego am octopus 🐙

Vikings never wore helmets with horns on

But if they'd thought of the idea they totally would have when they were on the lash

@softgoat damn things are like socks, always finding ways to escape to some other dimension

@squirrel from looking around it looks like strcpy doesn't check the length of the destination buffer and so could lead to overflows?

I've heard strlcpy advised but I don't know C so I have no idea if that's a good idea or not

@alice@elekk.xyz @squirrel precisely zero

how many people will buy it due to their mall ninja fantasies is, however, a surprisingly large number

@squirrel oh yeah, gotta have skulls on everything

they add like, 20 damage

One day a self-defence expert was asked "what should I do if I don't have any weapons and someone attacks me?"

He answered "I dunno, hit 'em with a pen or something"

And thus ridiculous bullshit like this was brought into the world: http://www.mecarmy.com/product/details/80/156

@squirrel i did know that! and you're a squobit!