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@Jo fun fact: those usually require a set of headphones to be plugged in as they use the headphone cable as the antenna!

food, low quality joke 

@LaserScheme @maple what, that he was the 51st attempt at making sudafed?

@maple @Agiri@masto.ninja we have reenactor groups in england staging battles that happened hundreds of years ago

I'm now imagining that in the future people will be in old chatrooms reenacting the crap we spout

@maple @Agiri@masto.ninja reenactment is redoing everything the same

dramatization is when they get to make shit up

@noelle Alternatively, do shock on a flatline

They're already dead so it won't do any harm and how often do you get to play with a defibrillator?

(actually do CPR)

-, pol adj 

@maple I would also like to know that

Also how to block the rest of it

@maple hey maple!

(do not look at the discourse, I'm not entirely sure what it's about but it's very yelly)

two of our cats are watching a tv documentary about squirrels

Please be gentle with people who don’t express their emotions the way you do. Don’t assume that someone less expressive than you are doesn’t feel the same emotions you do; don’t assume that someone more expressive is just trying to get attention.

We all have different ways of expressing our feelings.

@maple
To: the aliens controlling the simulation
Subject: request
Message: pls turn down wind, you're making maple cold

@maple ah, in that case we're going to have to put something else together to warm the squobit

maybe one of those heated vest things

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