Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45969100

Someone/some group decided to send mail bombs to the Clintons, Obama, and George Soros

This is not a good development

@Jo
* The mathematician known as four chan, 2018

@maple blub

@maple

@DarkWitchClaire because earth is a really inconvenient size and shape

Shiny

And Glowy!

https://www.alange-soehne.com/en/datographlumen/

my phone doesn't deal with low light at all well but you can just about make out a big hedgie!

In at least android Pie dialing the emergency number from the IT Crowd will make the call button blink different colours and the phone vibrate

That number is 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

@natalie@masto.ninja @LaserScheme that is both kinky and adorable, I like it

@natalie@masto.ninja @LaserScheme natalie videogames does have a nice ring to it

@maple yeah, the import charges on those would be a real kick in the teeth for how inexpensive they'd be otherwise

Hope you manage to find all of them in the shops where you are sometime soon

@maple oh my god yes, that'd be awesome

@maple !!!

You can mix and match the straps!

@maple @Nine oh, and if you find yourself in need of more water resistance then you can fill the thing with mineral oil

I've seen someone do that and then expose it to 100ATM of water pressure and it survived which is hella neat

And if you muck the process up and end up with air bubbles in it the watch now also functions as a spirit level

@maple @Nine oh also, if you want to change the backlight colour then it's a really simple job, just needs an 0805 LED swapped out

And if you want a negative display you just need a bit of polarised film